Battle Royale: Porn Star vs. "Sex For Tickets" Fan

Porn star and alleged Tiger Woods' mistress, Devon James, will go toe-to-toe with "Sex For Tickets" fan, Susan Finkelstein, in a wrestling match hosted by Big Bang Wrestling in Bellmawr, NJ on July 29th.

You might remember Finkelstein from the much publicized court case where she allegedly offered to trade sex for tickets to the 2009 World Series to see her beloved Philadelphia Phillies baseball team in action. Ms. James was in the headlines when recently she tried to take Tiger Woods to court for a paternity battle.

As if that wasn't enough scandal for you, the match will be guest-refereed by former TV star and celebrity sex tape icon, Dustin "Screech" Diamond.

What more is there to ask for?

Scientists Discover Prehistoric Penis

I just couldn't resist this story. Maybe it's the history buff in me or just my childish sense of humor. But, it's interesting and a little bit funny nonetheless.

Scientists working in remote areas of Scandinavia have recently discovered what appears, at first glance, to be a stone age dildo (albeit a very unimpressive one measuring in at just over four inches). The supposed sex toy is a real "boner" carved from the antler of some ancient beast eons ago.

Although scientists can't confirm whether or not the object was actually used as a sex toy (some claim that it might have been a carving tool), we can all agree that the resemblance is as obvious now as it must have been to the natives centuries ago. Swedish archaeologist Martin Rundkvis said of the ancient phallis on his blog, "Without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today."

Goes to show that sex has been and always will be on our minds.