Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Top Guns!

Digital Playground announces their newest blockbuster - their biggest budget feature to date, Top Guns!

You won't want to miss the all-girl orgy of contract stars - Jesse, Kayden, Riley and Stoya all together in one lust-fueled scene atop a fighter jet!

Top Guns releases in March - catch a sneak peak of the hot box cover here!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Mele Kalikimaka!

Everyone asks me if it's weird to spend the holidays in Hawaii since there is no snow and the answer is yes. It has taken me five years to feel like its christmas even a little bit here. The problem is I was born and raised in Alaska and a good part of my life I spent in a town called Northpole, Alaska. I am serious too. Google it. The street are randomly decorated with the christmas theme all year round and Kanakaloka (Santa Claus) lives there! The Santa Claus house is there and people travel from all over to go there. When a kid mails a letter to The Northpole it actually goes there and guess who gets to answer them? Me, in highschool. I remember in english class having to answer kids letter to Santa Claus and I always thought that was the worst idea ever. Imagine an immature highschool kid just wanting to get out of class.

Dear Santa,
I wrote you last year and asked for a Suzy Paloozy Toy Vacuum and all I got was a sweater. Please, please, please send me a Suzy Paloozy Toy Vacuum this year so I can help my mommy clean the house.

Yours Truly,
Sandy Loo


Dear Sandy Loo,
Maybe you weren't such a good girl last year. I think I remember seeing you pick your nose during church. Isn't that a sin? I will check this year to see if you are on my naughty list but all Santa wants to do right now is smoke a fat bowl so you'll just have to be good from now on and hope for the best. Peace!

Yours Truly,
S-claus

I think they checked the letters after we wrote them but it's still a funny thought. I also don't want to tell people that Northpole is actually one of the biggest meth towns in Alaska and it's totally depressing, but we all have to press the "I'm Over 18" button to read this so I think we can handle this disallussionment.

Overall, I hope everyone has happy holidays. I'm very excited to be spending my first christmas with all my fans especially since they keep sending me cool christmas cards and gifts. They know how to make a girl fall in love. But seriously this has been a great holiday for me and also very exciting as its the end of this year and I'm onto a new one which will be better and more amazing than this one. Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!)

-XO Chanel

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Lisa Lampanelli slated to Host 2011 AVN Awards

Come January 8, 2011, Lisa Lampanelli will join adult superstars Riley Steele and Tori Black in presiding over the AVN Awards.

"It's so exciting to be named as host of the AVN Awards. Thank God Betty White had a scheduling conflict!" Lampanelli joked to AVN. "No, seriously, this is a dream come true. I always wanted to host a show in a room full of pussies, boobs and giant dicks, but they wouldn't let me host the MTV Video Music Awards! I'm also excited because I'll finally have an excuse to wear those crotchless panties I've been saving for a special occasion."

To see a list of top nominees, click here!


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wonder Women to the Rescue!

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T'was The Night Before XXX-mas

Merry XXX-mas
T’was the night before XXX-mas, when he said to his spouse,
“I can hear you purring, now take off your blouse.”
He kissed her and caressed her with oh so much care,
Then turned her right around and spanked her derriere.

Then the couple grew hotter as they lie in their bed,
He said to his woman, “Why don’t you give me some head?”
That hot mamma so sexy in her lingerie and lace,
Started stroking his shaft at just the right pace.

She licked it up and down, as he “arose” to the matter.
If she sucked it any longer he would have splattered.
But away he pulled from her mouth quick as a flash,
Tore off her panties and licked her tight ass.

He squeezed on her breast and nibbled her toes,
And surely gave special attention to her pussy below.
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature vibe, and she grinned from ear to ear.

He went to town on her pussy, so lively and quick,
She knew in a moment that she’d be taking his dick.
More rapid, more carnal, he licked her ‘til she came,
She whistled, and shouted, and screamed out his name!

"Now, fuck me! Now, fuck me! And don’t do it gently!”
Harder and harder, he boned her quite intently.
They fucked on the porch. They fucked in the hall.
He fucked her so hard, they almost put holes in the wall!

With incredible passion as wild as hurricanes fly,
They did “it” for hours (wow, I wish I was that guy!).
They tried every position, each one that they knew,
They did missionary, and doggie, and reverse cowgirl, too!

Merry XXX-mas
Then, in an instant, they thought they had heard St. Nick,
They ran to the door, but instead found two fine-ass chicks.
He quickly turned around & looked at his wife,
“Merry XXX-mas!” she said (man, he’s got the life!).

Each one dressed all in fur, from head to high-heel,
The ladies each giggled and one of them squealed.
They came through the door, each had a huge rack,
He was so excited, he just about had a heart attack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his dick…stiff as a board.
His smile was so big, oh how he glowed,
These vixens were about to put on one hell of a show.

Now finding himself with not one lady, but three,
He quickly ordered the girls to lick each other’s pussies.
He watched for a few moments as the girls got busy,
This lesbian orgy was so hot, it almost made him dizzy.

By this time his cock was quite chubby, magnificent in itself,
He grew more excited as each girl pleasured herself!
With a wink of his eye, he wanted in on the action,
And let the girls know it was his turn for satisfaction.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled all of their “stockings,” then arose with a smirk.
“My God!” he said, just about to explode,
“You girls are gonna make me blow my fuckin’ load!”

Each lady lay before him all down on their knees,
They said, “Give it to me, Baby!” And, he came on all three!
With their tits painted white, such a glorious sight,
He said, "Happy XXX-mas to all, and what a hell of a night!"


HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT


Friday, December 10, 2010

Nikki Benz Named Penthouse Pet of the Year

Penthouse Magazine has named Nikki Benz their 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year. She'll take the crown from 2010 Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen.

"I've always wanted to be a Penthouse Pet, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd become the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year," Benz stated. "I am thrilled to have been chosen to represent such a powerhouse brand."

The award comes with a one-of-a-kind diamond key necklace and a year-long contract to represent the Penthouse brand.

The first Pet of the Month for 2011 is Breanne Benson.



Wednesday, December 8, 2010

2011 AVN Nominations...Are Here!

The biggest night in adult is fast approaching! Check out some of the top XXX titles that garnered the attention of the AVN Award nominee committee!

Want to see if your favorite starlet is up for one of adult's most prestigious awards? Then look no further than 2011 AVN's nominee for Best Retail Site (we've been nominated) for a list of contenders!

The show will take place on January 8th at the Pearl Theatre, inside the Palms Hotel & Casino. The event will be co-hosted by 2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year Tori Black and Digital Playground contract star Riley Steele.


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