T’was the night before XXX-mas, when he said to his spouse,
“I can hear you purring, now take off your blouse.”
He kissed her and caressed her with oh so much care,
Then turned her right around and spanked her derriere.
Then the couple grew hotter as they lie in their bed,
He said to his woman, “Why don’t you give me some head?”
That hot mamma so sexy in her lingerie and lace,
Started stroking his shaft at just the right pace.
She licked it up and down, as he “arose” to the matter.
If she sucked it any longer he would have splattered.
But away he pulled from her mouth quick as a flash,
Tore off her panties and licked her tight ass.
He squeezed on her breast and nibbled her toes,
And surely gave special attention to her pussy below.
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature vibe, and she grinned from ear to ear.
He went to town on her pussy, so lively and quick,
She knew in a moment that she’d be taking his dick.
More rapid, more carnal, he licked her ‘til she came,
She whistled, and shouted, and screamed out his name!
"Now, fuck me! Now, fuck me! And don’t do it gently!”
Harder and harder, he boned her quite intently.
They fucked on the porch. They fucked in the hall.
He fucked her so hard, they almost put holes in the wall!
With incredible passion as wild as hurricanes fly,
They did “it” for hours (wow, I wish I was that guy!).
They tried every position, each one that they knew,
They did missionary, and doggie, and reverse cowgirl, too!
Then, in an instant, they thought they had heard St. Nick,
They ran to the door, but instead found two fine-ass chicks.
He quickly turned around & looked at his wife,
“Merry XXX-mas!” she said (man, he’s got the life!).
Each one dressed all in fur, from head to high-heel,
The ladies each giggled and one of them squealed.
They came through the door, each had a huge rack,
He was so excited, he just about had a heart attack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his dick…stiff as a board.
His smile was so big, oh how he glowed,
These vixens were about to put on one hell of a show.
Now finding himself with not one lady, but three,
He quickly ordered the girls to lick each other’s pussies.
He watched for a few moments as the girls got busy,
This lesbian orgy was so hot, it almost made him dizzy.
By this time his cock was quite chubby, magnificent in itself,
He grew more excited as each girl pleasured herself!
With a wink of his eye, he wanted in on the action,
And let the girls know it was his turn for satisfaction.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled all of their “stockings,” then arose with a smirk.
“My God!” he said, just about to explode,
“You girls are gonna make me blow my fuckin’ load!”
Each lady lay before him all down on their knees,
They said, “Give it to me, Baby!” And, he came on all three!
With their tits painted white, such a glorious sight,
He said, "Happy XXX-mas to all, and what a hell of a night!"
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT
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